LOL when Felix tried to clean up the witness stand and the classic breakdown of the word, “assume.” It would have been nice if there was a court reporter present in the scene though.

Here are some briefs and phrases from the video:
briefcase= BRAOEFK or BRAOEF/KA*IS
vacation= VAIGS
Detroit= DROIT
Cleveland= KLAOEFLD or KLAOEFNLD
how long= HOUNNG
how would you describe= HOULD
character= KHARKT
your Honor= URN
nervous= NEFS
you remember= URM
contention= KENGS
fiscal= SKAL
increment= KBREMT
objection= OX
sustained= STAEND
when I told= WHILT
what do you mean= WHAOUM
assume= SAOUM
very good= V*EGD
excuse me= SKAOUM
beyond a shadow of a doubt= YA*S
itself= T-Z
state your name please= STIRNZ
in your own words= NURNDZ
alleged= AELGD
will you tell= LUT
how many= HOUM
I want= IPT
to be= TOB
to do= TAOD
City of New York= SNORK or STIRK
not guilty= N-G
humiliated= HULTD
humiliation= HULGS
absolutely= SLUL
apology= GAOE
apologize= JAOIZ
divorce= DWORS
State of New York= STOERK
I don’t know= YON
bailiff= BIF