Medical Monday: Psittacosis
Psittacosis is “an infectious disease of birds caused by a bacterium transmissible to humans in whom it occurs as a flu-like illness often accompanied by pneumonia.” This disease is also called “parrot fever,” or “ornithosis.”
Machine Briefs:
OPTION #1: psittacosis= SIT/A/KOE/S*IS
OPTION #2: psittacosis= SIT/KOE/S*IS
OPTION #3: psittacosis= SIT/A/KO*EZ
OPTION #4: psittacosis= SIT/KO*EZ
OPTION #5: psittacosis= SIT/TA/KO*EZ
OPTION #6: psittacosis= SIT/TA/KOE/S*IS
Medical Monday: Desquamate
Medical Briefs From Concussion
Ritalin= RIT/L*IN
Dextradine= DEX/TRA/D*IN or DEX/TRA/DAO*IN or DEX/TRA/DAO*EN
Haldol= HAL/DO*L
Prozac= PROE/SA*K
tumor= TAOURM
cardiac arrest= KAURKT
pathology= THOLG
pathologist= THOLGT
autopsy= AUPZ
contusion= KON/TAOUGS or KON/TAO*UGS or KAUN/TAOUGS or KAUN/TAO*UGS
Alzheimer’s= ALZ
CT scan= KR*T/SKA*N
brain= BRAIN
headaches= HAEKS
delusions= DLAOUGSZ
concussion= KON/KUGSor KON/K*UGS or KAUN/KUGS or KAUN/K*UGS
dizziness= DOIFNS
laboratory= LABT
abnormality= BORLT
injury= JER
skull= SKUL
neurology= NAOURLG
human being= HAOUB
concussed= KON/KUFD or KON/K*UFD or KAUN/K*UFD or KAUN/KUFD
anatomy= NAEMT
anatomical= NAOBLGT
neurological= NAOUR/L-L
proteins= PRAOENS
science= SAOINZ
scientist= SAOINT
encephalopathy= EN/SEF/LOP/PA*ET
coroner= KROERN
neurologist= NAOURLGT
neuroscience= NAOUR/SAOINZ
chronic= KRO*NG
traumatic= TRAUMT
clinical= KLINL
neuropathologist= NAOURLGT
toxicology= TOX/KOLG
rheumatologist= RAOUM/TOLGT
disease= D-Z
scientific= SAOIFKT
diagnosis= D-GS
Vicodin= VAOIK/D*IN
Toradol= TOR/DO*L
Lexatin= LEX/T*IN
Percodan= PERK/DA*N
surgeons= SURNS
neuropathologist= NAOUR/THOLGT
epidemic= EPD
dementia= DMERB
depression= DPREGS
Medical Monday: Sed Rate
Medical Briefs From House: Season 1, Episode 1
seizure= SHURZ or SHAOEZ or SHAORZ
deterioration= DRAEGS
diagnosis= D-GS
tumor= TAOURM
diagnostician= D-FGS
oncologist= ON/KOLGT or AON/KOLGT
infectious= NFKT/SH*US
cancers= KAERNS
radiation= YAEGS
dispositive= DIS/POF or DIZ/POF
lesion= LAOEFN or LAOEFGS
patients= PAIRBTS
doctor= DR-
CAT scan= SKA*T
MRI= MR*I
aneurysm= AN/R*IFM
ischemic= IS/KHEM/*IK or IS/KHEM/M*IK
syndrome= SDROEM
Creutzfeldt-Jacob= KRUTS/FELD/JAI/KO*B
disease= D-Z
Wernicke’s= WERN/KAO*ES or WERN/NA/KAO*ES or WERN/A/KAO*ES
encephalopathy= EN/SEF/LOP/TH*I
thiamine= THAOI/MAO*EN
blood= BLAOD
blood test= BLAOT
blood tests= BLAOTS
corollary= KOR/LA*ER or KLAER
radiology= RAOLG
respiratory= RERPT
Dr.= DRFPLT
clinic= KLIN
diagnostic= D-GT
medicine= MED
inject= N-JT
gadolinium= GAD/LIM/Y*UM or GAD/O*E/LIN/Y*UM or GAD/A/LIN/Y*UM
vein= VAIN
magnetic resonance imaging= MR*I/MR*I
claustrophobic= KLAUFT/FO*IK
allergic= LERJ
epi= EP/YI
ventilate= VENY/LA*IT
edema= A/DAOE/MA*
surgical= SURL
throat= THROET
genetic= GENGT
inflammatory= KBLARMT
aspirin= SPRIN
cough= KAUF
spasm= SPAFM
jaundice= JAUNDZ or JAUN/D*IS
exam room= X-RM or XRAOM
niacin= NAOI/A/S*IN or NAOI/S*IN
inhaler= KBAIRL
oxygen= SHEN
asthma= SMA
stimulant= STIM/LA*NT
substances= SB-S
inflame= KBLAIM
contract= KR-T
mucus= MAOUKS
steroids= STERDZ
inflammation= KBLAMGS
urgent= URGT
prednisone= PRED/NA/SO*EN
cerebral= KRAOEBL
vasculitis= VAS/KAOU/LAO*ITS or VAFK/LAO*ITS or VAFK/AOU/LAO*ITS
blood vessels= BLAOFLS
neurological= NAOUR/L*L
biopsy= BAOIPZ
diagnose= D-G
vomiting= VOMT/-G
alternative= NAEFT
psittacosis= SIT/A/KO*EZ
complications= KPLIX
sanitary= SAN/TA*ER
contaminants= TAMTS
medication= MEGS
research= REFP
prescribe= PRAOIB
hospital= HOPT
diagnoses= D-GSZ
treatment= TRAOEMT
symptoms= STOMS
vascular= VAFBLG or VAFRBLG
headaches= HAEKS
fibromyalgia= FAOI/BROE/MAOI/ALG
Vicodin= VAOIK/D*IN
painful= PAIFL
toxins= TOX/*INS
neurocysticercosis= NAOUR/SIS/TA/SER/KO*EZ
neurologist= NAOURLGT
bowel= BOUL
intestine= SBEFNT
bloodstream= BLAOFM
immune system= KBAOUMT
secretions= SKRAOEGSZ
eosinophil= AOE/O*E/SIN/F*IL
normal= NOL
abnormal= BORL
infarction= IN/FARX
heart attack= HAURK
pulmonary= PUL/NA*ER
embolism= KBLIFM
bodies= BOEDZ
mentally= MAENL
incompetent= IP
invasive= IN/VAIFS
density= D*ENTS
cerebrospinal= SER/RAOE/BROE/SPAOINL or SA/RAOE/BROE/SPAOINL
albendazole= AL/BEN/DA/SO*EL or AL/BEND/SO*EL
abdominal= ABL
nausea= NAUZ/YA*
dizziness= DOIFNS
fever= FAOEFR
Medical Monday: Lienal
Medical Monday: Vitrectomy
According to the Free Dictionary, a vitrectomy is: “The surgical removal of the vitreous (transparent gel that fills the eye from the iris to the retina).” The vitreous is then replaced with saline. The saline applies the same pressure that the vitreous does. This prevents the eye from collapsing.
Machine Brief:
OPTION #1: vitrectomy= VIT/REK/TO*EM
OPTION #2: vitrectomy= VIT/REK/TO*IM
Medical Monday: Crasis
Medical Monday: Darvocet
Darvocet is classified as a narcotic pain reliever. The drug contains a combination of acetaminophen and propoxyphene. Darvocet was prescribed to relieve mild to moderate pain that exists with, or without, a fever. However, in November 2010, Darvocet was withdrawn from the United States market.
Machine Briefs:
OPTION #1: Darvocet= DAFR/S*ET
OPTION #2: Darvocet= DAFR/O*E/S*ET
OPTION #3: Darvocet= DAFR/VOE/S*ET
OPTION #4: Darvocet= DAR/VOE/S*ET
OPTION #5: Darvocet= DAFRB/O*E/S*ET
OPTION #6: Darvocet= DAFRB/VOE/S*ET
OPTION #7: Darvocet= DAFRB/S*ET